When I was 12/13 I got regularly asked if I "needed help" by concerned citizens who thought my sister and I were turning tricks. I had to write the city an actual paper letter to get them to move the fucking bus stop from directly in front of the porno shop's front door. True story.

So, last shot of the movie we've got Belle and Prince Adam. There's human Cogsworth, Lumiere, Mrs. Potts, Chip, even the little footstool who is now a dog. Who the hell is in the bottom right? Is it the feather duster? The colors are wrong. I was thinking it was maybe the music box character they scrapped, but that…

My mom (mid-50s) and her husband would do this all the time. He'd end every lovey dovey line with "my queen" and it just made me think of the Will Ferrel "lovah" hot tub sketch and ew. X__x

I figured out an ex-friend's LiveJournal password. Every six days or so I'd Photoshop her user icon so that her eyes were a pixel further apart, then resave it. After a month or so she started looking VERY weird, but considering it was the ONLY thing I was doing — and she had no conceivable reason to suspect espionage…

Excuse me just a moment...

No kidding, that is the noise I made.

Turned on the newest DVRed episode of Sesame Street aaaaaaand: Why is fucking Jenny McCarthy on Sesame Street? Considering that this loudmouth idiot's misinformed vaccine tirade directly harmed children, I really don't appreciate this. At all.

Dear Scandal: Can a woman get a Harrison subplot up in here? Preferably one that is romantic in nature and requires him to remove his shirt. My list of demands is small.

Favorite moment: when Fitz absently put his hand on Mellie's to reassure her, and you could see this FLOOD of emotion washing over her before she came to, snatched it back, and stomped off. Loved it.

I've been with my husband for 15 years. This is subjective, but I feel that GIVEN ENOUGH TIME, one WILL hit everything on this list whether they want to or not.

The other versions have been so lovely, I really don't mind at all if someone wants to make a new one. If it turns out lovely too you could have an entire DAY of Little Women movies. :D I choose to be an optimist!

I wish that fully, consciously knowing that my self-esteem is shit because I hold myself to unattainable beauty ideals was enough to get my brain to fucking stop it already. :(

I'd probably have second thoughts too if I realized my source material contained a ~sexy tampon~ scene.

I can't even.

All the yes.

I saw one that was red and blue with a tutu at Toys R a Us. Gotta admit, thought it was adorable. They also had a black and gold Batman one for girls. I dunno, there's worse costumes to rage about. I let my two year old decide what she wanted to wear and she picked Tinker Bell. :)

Your comment — your entire conversation here, really — is excellent. Thank you for stating it so well, you took the words right out of my mouth. Now I don't even need to try and comment and be witty because you already summed up everything I wanted to say! :D

I NEED CLOSURE ON THAT ANECDOTE!

He said he was a Navy SEAL who was dishonorably discharged after preventing his superior officer from raping a female officer and then being too vocal on the side of right during the ensuing Naval cover-up. He was never actually in the service. Any service.

Fans in the bedroom?! NO FANS IN THE BEDROOM. Haven't they heard of "fan death"?