Working at Michaels, we detained a little old lady who was trying to steal over $2000 in merchandise. I know because I sat in the office and counted it. These were $1 and $2 strands of beads. She had a DUFFLE BAG. I felt ashamed/embarrassed to stand around while we waited for the cops, especially since once they…

If I call in an order to a nearby restaurant, and then go and pick it up... Do I tip? I go back and forth on this one.

Alex Winter burn out of nowhere! ZING!

You know, you might be on to something. Which... ehhh, yeah. It makes me feel sad too. LOL

Even coming out of the debate with everyone going overboard on the "Obama lost his mojo!" I felt okay about the campaign. I felt like much of that was sensationalizing a somewhat decent (not stellar) performance. But for fucks sake, there's no need to do this silly shit with mere days left in the campaign —…

This sums up my thoughts nicely. I cringed a bit when I watched this. Is this going to win any votes? It doesn't even have a specific message other than "listen to what this boob said" — it'd be nice for a little "we realize this is ridiculous and want you to know that our party values educational programming" but as…

I'm an Obama supporter, but I can't help feeling like this would be more effective had they just been serious about it, possibly using some of that golden footage of Mister Rogers explaining why PBS is necessary. This seems silly, not clever.

DarkStarofMordor =_=

I've seen this method talked about but I was always hesitant to try it because I thought surely the egg would get overheated where it was in contact with the pan. But it sounds like this isn't the case! I might have to try it now!

Ha! :Dbb

LOL zing!

Typos / autocorrect / YARGH

I'm actually extremely pale — but the ing is, I never wear lipstick. I've been a tomboy my whole life and now I'm 31 and terrified to try wearing lipstick. I have no clue what would look good on me, but dark lipsticks make my thin lips look thinner somehow, and shiny lipsticks make me look like I'm trying to hard.…

Anyone know what shade lipstick Lohan is wearing there? I know it looks a little busted, but I kinda like it. Brand? Even just a close-enough suggestion would be cool. :)

Although, now that I think about it — his ex-wife had a serious substance abuse problem at the time too, which might be what they initially bonded over. My personal opinion is that extreme eccentricity gets old after a while if you're not REEEEEALLY into it. In this instance: living adjacent to a cathedral of junk,…

This guy is a colossal fruitcake. I actually went to his wedding a few years back — he married a family friend. It was in the cathedral, and the rites were performed exactly at 11:11am to be more in harmony with the earth's vibrations. I don't say he's a fruitcake for his metaphysical beliefs, more that behind the…

Agreed! Also, "shush your fuss" is precious and I will be using it.

I'd have to be pretty bored to spend my morning doing this. Store bought syrup is like $2 and I don't make an unreasonable kitchen mess by merely uncapping the bottle. But maybe I'm missing the point. Perhaps the taste of self-satisfaction makes it extra sweet?