Madonna is a such a petty, insecure asshole. She feeds off of negativity and conflict. I’m sure it just kills her that Lady Gaga is getting so much praise for this role and will probably be nominated for an Oscar. Something Madonna could never accomplish.

Kid asshole here. My grandma made me one and I don’t remember doing this, but my brother says I unwrapped it, was briefly ecstatic, looked for the stamp on the butt cheek, ran outside, threw it on her front lawn and started crying. 

Arugula is my favorite, I eat handfuls of it straight out of the bag. Mmm. 

This is a horrible arugula take. Spicy greens are awesome. 

Hey now, there’s always Lena Dunham.

B-b-b-but I like being angry at Amy Schumer! Aww, man...

Also, it was shockingly easy to come up with that information and I don't even get paid to journalize. BeBest, Jezebel. 

She already addressed this on IG yesterday and said they’ll be going up to size 40 very soon. Can we find something else to be enraged about?

Seems like this intentionally left off so the author had a post she could make.

She’s stated that this is a limited first run and that they’ll expand up to a size 40 asap. Get better at doing your research.

I think he’s a stupid person’s idea of what a rich person is, a stupid person’s idea of what a smart person is, and a stupid or weak person’s idea of what a strong person is.  You can be poor and still see people like Warren Buffet or Mark Cuban as a better alternative to Trump--you just have to not be stupid.

Beto can beat him. If Beto can get that close to swinging Texas, he can just about do anything.

While I look forward to 2020 with some level of hope (especially after some inspiring wins and campaigns during the midterms), I also dread it for a number of reasons. We all know it’s going to be a brutal election cycle that will probably start sometime in mid-2019 whenever the first serious contender on the left…

Literally this dude is a big dumb idiot that shits on everything he wants and fucks everything he can get his hands on, and has always been given a pass because he was a rich white dude. That is THE DREAM for his base. They all want to be him, desperately, and they’re happy to see him shit on and fuck everything in…

Trump is the embodiment of the American Dream for a depressing number of people in this country. It’s not so much the money or power, but having enough of it that it can allow you to say an infinite number of stupid things without threat to your status or livelihood.

Divorce that mf’er. If my wife cooks a good meal I’ll clean up the dishes... actually doesn’t matter if I cook, I clean the dishes. But seriously, there’s nothing better than when your SO cooks for you.

It sounds like there are 2 toddlers in your house.  My sympathies.

When the wife is working night shifts, I’m forced to cook for myself frequently. My favorite thing to do is to pour myself a big bowl of Raisin Nut Bran, adding just enough 2% milk so that when the cereal is gone, you’re left with enough milk leftover that you can just pour more cereal into the bowl without having to…

Just get divorced and be emotionally unavailable and you get to cook for yourself all the time!