Thank you <3

Thank you, my dear. I've been occasionally sneaking in some lurking moments, but looks like I'm back for good! Mom is doing so much better. It's gonna take a while but she's a super tough lady who's gonna get through this. On top of it, I'm planning a wedding for the end of this year and closing on an apartment in the…

You guys, I've been gone for a long time helping my mom who recently had a stroke. This is the first time that I've had a chance to actually sit down and read an entire dirtbag and THIS MADE ME SO FUCKING HAPPY!

A girl I used to be friends with once told me that "with southern women, once the white gloves come off, the claws come out".

I fucking feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I feel like the entire internet is playing a joke on me and I'm the only person in the planet that's not in on it.

GOD DAMMIT MINDY WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK DON'T MAKE ME DISAGREE WITH YOU I LOVE YOU

I'm ok with everything you said until the Purple Rain part. Prince's Purple Rain is Purple Rain, I promise.

<3 right back at ya

This is so wonderful and sad. We lost our chocolate lab very recently and I just so badly want to snuggle with one million puppies to try and feel a little better. If you need me, I'll be sobbing in the fetal position for the rest of the day.

YES! I'll bring the wine. May I request snacks that have bacon in them?

You did. Do yourself a favor. Get a bottle of wine stat. Drink half of it. Rent Pitch Perfect. Continue drinking said bottle. Sing and dance along. Thank me later.

My pure and mildly obsessive love for everything Mindy made me click on this link despite my absolute hatred for anything Kardashian. Now, this is the worst thing that happened to me all day bc I was an episode behind and had no idea that Mindy's pregnant. I am blaming Kris Jenner. My hatred burns further.

Michigan State University class of '05. Right back at ya.

I read that headline as Uber Trout and I was like DON'T YOU DARE TALK SHIT ABOUT COLIN, KITCHENETTE IS MY LIFE EVEN THO HE HATES TOMATOES. And then remembered how to read and calmed down.

You should have more stars for this.

Oh for fuck's sake, I was hoping I'd never see my alma mater on here. Also, FUCK YOU Pikes.

Counterpoint.

I came here to discuss how much I FUCKING LOVE Benicio Del Toro. A lot of people don't get it. I can't possibly fathom how they can't.

OMG YOU'RE RIGHT! Cannot unsee.

I'm not sure if I'd rather have fun (i.e. the sex) with Leo or Rihanna, but either way, I'd watch.