Not weird at all. Just know that it'll prob be followed by a lot of cigarettes and self deprecation.

Back in Black is the greatest segment to ever come out of the Daily Show. I fucking love this man.

Most recently, his stalker flew to L.A. from New York to ring Gosling's doorbell where she told security that she was "Ryan's twin." When the did not let her in, she left behind a doll catalog at his gate.

WHAT

I don't understand where the consent joke was. He asked if she wanted to have sex and then she responded with a NO followed up by a *wink just kidding*. And then he asked her to clarify. I think you're reaching quite a bit. Seemed like the opposite of a consent joke.

I don't care what anyone says. It's a giant rat. GET OFF MY BABY!

I love you for this. A+

That's fine. She's still an asshole even tho ghost sex is the dumbest shit I've ever heard of.

Good point on the man thing. To be fair, if a man said the same exact thing, I would still think he was a raging asshat. But the rest of america prob would forgive him pretty quickly.

I mean, I disagree with you because I still love Scandal. I might hate some of the characters but I still love the show. I never watched Grey's and this ghost sex thing sounds pretty fucking awful, but I'm a firm believer that you do not throw your coworkers under the bus like that. Homegirl got too big for her…

Ok, hahaha, to be fair, no, I never watched Grey's and ghost sex sounds pretty fucking terrible BUT STILL. She fucking withdrew her name bc she didn't the the writing was a high enough caliber for her impeccable acting abilities or some crazy shit. She's a romcom actress (and not a very good one at that), not a…

How fucking delusional do you have to be to withdraw your name from being nominated for an Emmy bc in your teeny tiny bitchy brain you think the writers weren't up to par… yet hearing about how you're difficult to work with "took some stomaching" and actually think "there's nothing I can do about this except to sort…

Wait. You mean… that's not who you are at all times?

YOU'RE WELCOMEEEEE!

Your constant enthusiasm makes me happy.

RIGHT?! Like, ok, I'm not going to drunk dial a married man at 3am no matter how long I've been friends with him… but I'm also an old now so I'm not drunk dialing anyone past like a later than normal happy hour outing. Anyhoo — if you have trouble trusting your partner to the point where you're all NO FRIENDS WITH…

I don't understand the physics of that skirt.

Precisely. That's exactly what happened to us, basically because we had pretty awesome friends before we met each other.

Ok, Mary J. I love you, but that's a bit of an extreme platform to take, girl. I mean, I will admit that my guy friends that I had before Mr. DancingMuppets and I met tend to reach out to him more than me now (but not always) and I tend to reach out to their wives/girlfriends more than going to them first. BUT — this…

Hahahahahahahahaha! What a delusional asshole. Good luck, toots.