I definitely think that they started the divorce rumors just for publicity. Now, poll… was Solange and Jay's elevator beatdown part of the plan or was it just what gave them the idea and after seeing the insane amount of publicity they could get, they just ran with it? Discuss.

I still think you're at least *close* to sainthood.

I have a question. Aside from you and your cousin clearly being basically saints and not sticking your nose in someone else's uterus… how did you not call her out after? Like how did you not, in private, at least, be like "are you sure you are REALLY 'pro-life'?" Because idk that I would have the strength to do that.…

I've seen this video before and I either missed it bc I couldn't finish watching or my blinding rage hid it from me… but that horrible shit woman called him an "angry father". Now I don't know if he has any other children or not, but he is there with his wife to terminate a pregnancy that would otherwise result in a…

I am sick and fucking tired of people calling these groups "pro-life". Call a spade a fucking spade and call them "anti-women".

I hope that guy gets something really sharp stuck in his pee hole.

Hey man, no judgement here, even if you were there for the prostitutes. Just glad you're ok.

It was really scary. I was so young and finally got my first taste of freedom, so I will admit I went a bit overboard a couple of nights. This was our last night, though and I had only had a couple beers. All I can vaguely remember is some creepy older guy that was in the room we were hanging out in and my friends…

Is there any other way to binge drink red wine?

Fuck, man… that's so scary. So glad you had your amazing mama.

Well see, now… I was foolish enough to turn my back on my drink on spring break in high school, but was lucky enough to be with a group of good friends that were willing to carry me out and back to our hotel room. But I prob deserved it bc I'm a whore or something along those lines. Hey, I didn't get raped tho, so…

YEA! We'll start a club where we stand vigilantly by our drinks and make sure it doesn't happen again.

Ok, Ms. Kitchens. Quick jezzie poll. How many of you have been roofied? I know I have! Glad to know that it just doesn't really happen, tho.

Hey Jennifer Garner:

That's a really good point. I feel like for Kim it's more her face and butt are basically her entire brand. This isn't gonna last forever, so might as well keep it going as long as possible.

Except her face.

For an event with so many badass, usually awesomely dressed ladies… this was quite the disappointment.

OMG that's back when I would listen to "I got a crush on Obama" completely and utterly unironically. YOU ARE SO LUCKY!

If it was me and my boyfriend, the sentiment would be similar, but more for the fact that he knows that Mr. President CAN GET IT.

I have always been a ridiculously fervent Friends fan. I once literally bumped into Lisa Kudrow in an airport bathroom and instead of saying "excuse me" or "I'm sorry" I just stared at her for a few seconds and instead said "I LOVE YOU!" And then I ran away without using the bathroom.