I understand the distraction element to an extent. Meaning, that I know what my sister went through when her high honor student son all of a sudden forgot what 2 + 2 was the second he saw a bra strap. But, being the amazing mother and fucking normal human being that she is, she brought the issue up with my nephew…

Why the fuck does he always look so damn worried.

YOU GUYS! There's currently a SYTTD Day Of marathon on TLC right now. It's such an amazing end to a relatively shit day.

My sister actually asked her Indian pediatrician why it seems as though Asian children always seem to excel in class so much more than everyone else. Her answer was simply "Kumon". She immediately put both her kids in the program, and one went from struggling to A's and the other went from A's to the gifted program.…

There's no way in the world I could compete w mindy and Conan but thank you so much for posting that! So great!

If I wasn't 3 glasses of wine in, I would be clever enough to think of something funny to say and then say something nice. But all I can get out at this point is you're super smart and accomplished to graduate from Harvard and yes, I think he's being a tad sensitive. Can I give the next speech? Can you make that…

I obviously appreciate your opinion on this because you're much closer to the matter than I am. I just think that she did what was to be expected. She's a comedian so for 9 minutes she made comedy and then for the last 6 she praised them for their accomplishments. I could see being upset if a politician or academic…

I'll give you that 100%. The thing is, is that here, we actually have the ability to fight and illicit change, where many many others never get that opportunity. No one is saying that these inalienable rights just appeared out of nowhere, but we have them and they're constantly evolving because we live in a country…

Which part bothered you the most? Obviously I thought it was great, but I don't work in academia

Tell that to her parents and their struggle to come here and give their kids everything they could ever desire. Or to my parents whose village was destroyed in WW2 and had no place to live, no jobs and sometimes no food. We might not always get it right (a lot of times we don't) but we definitely have it way the fuck…

If Harvard Law didn't want comedy in their commencement speech, I'm assuming they wouldn't have asked a comedian.

You're very welcome! Here's an internet hug as well

You're not fat.

Maybe… but it's still not plus sized. I understand everyone's body is different, but i'm 5'6" at 140 and fit into a size 6 or M.

That's only plus-sized in a runway model's world.

You must be fun at parties

I wish you and your wife all the best in the whole wide world and that she gets home quickly and safely.

Yep. Just re-read it. She's even more shitty and out of touch than I thought.

I remember that. I also remember thinking that if some stranger (man or woman) tried to make out with me I would have flipped my shit.

That's what I got out of it, but not sure if it's what she actually said or I'm just clouded by GOOP hate.