ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets
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I feel like I keep hearing stories about how the Kardashians don't sell magazines or don't have viewers and yet they are in the dirt bag/every gossip blog/every magazine everywhere I turn.

There is no place for discrimination anywhere is society. But if there exists a fashion house that has a "no gays" code, that is no place for fashion.

I know he's discussing important topics, but I couldn't help but read the entire rant in Hooper X's voice.

I felt super guilty for that being the first thing I took away from this story. Now, much less so.

Hey Perez. You're the fucking worst.

WHAT?! That's it. I'm moving.

I will give you that she was horrific in the first couple of seasons. But she's the only character that got less annoying as the series went on.

Would have cost more than the hospital visit.

That's what I get for not actually clicking on the link. I get insanely protective of my girl J.Law.

Aaaaaaaand the internet's mean girl takedown of Jennifer Lawrence commences ala Hathahate.

#TeamBlairForever

Ha… Whoops!! Nope, meant for someone else… sorry!!!

I don't necessarily disagree with you, but on the other hand, I wouldn't be too excited if anyone stuck their tongue down my throat without prior consent.

If you're lucky, you work in a country that requires a certain amount of rest so you're never working more than 8 hours. Tho, that only accounts for time in the air, not checking in, preflight, boarding, deplaning, etc. For me, the pros definitely outweigh the cons, but my god, there's a lot of cons and they're not

I hate all of it so so so much.

I would never judge someone in an open relationship if both parties are happy that way.

That's something you let your date know before actually asking her on a date.

I spilled orange juice on a passengers lap before. Next to my emergency landing and regular harassment, seriously the worst I've felt at work. Horrible. And it was a 10 hour flight.

OMG yes. But not after I promptly freaked the fuck out on him screaming "WHAT THE FUCK, DO YOU THINK THAT ALL FLIGHT ATTENDANTS ARE HUSBAND STEALING WHORES?!"

As a flight attendant, I'm well aware of that. I wasn't saying they don't pose a security threat, just that it's 10 times worse because you can be trapped with these creeps at 35,000 feet over an ocean.