Animal. Always Animal.

My lab was really pulling for the lab last night. They have yet to win a show and I call an end to this horrible oversight of the past 138 years!

I see your OC and raise you New Jersey. (Mainly for Milania)

Exhibit A: Michael Jackson, always

They will pry my St. Ive's Apricot Scrub from my cold dead hands

I need to meet this woman.

Same.

Can we share her?

I would run to CVS if I were you to make sure. You're probably already pregnant

You're not broken. Floppy penises are funny. I regularly make Mr. DancingMuppets do naked jumping jacks for my entertainment. I like to focus on the idea of me using him as a chair, and that's all I need. Plus, so so many ripply muscles.

Plus 1 million points for referencing The First Wives Club. Bravo.

Yes, dear. Yes they are made this way. Just by simply looking at this gif.

Yea, I gotta say, I haven't gotten much done yet this morning because I just keep staring.

I know he's happily married w a beautiful baby and all, but I think he's so humble and charming and funny and… fuck it… THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU! (also, you're NOT fat)

Could not have worded it more eloquently.

Coco Rocha is like an alien sex goddess come to life. I love her so so hard.

Lainey and Michael K from DListed are my everything.

Ah, you got me. I LOVE Lainey and totally stole my thoughts from her as I was too lazy to link. I think she's fantastic and she hit the nail right on the head with this one. He has become the ultimate cliche.

1. Clay Aiken impressed me with that ad.

I usually go with Bumblebees Cumsinsnatches but yours is better.