ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets

I thought I felt like that just because I binge watched all the episodes during a lazy few days. I assumed that maybe it felt more organic if you were watching it in TV time.

I probably would have wanted to set my tv on fire.

I will give you that. Tho, I gotta say, ever since they changed their jeans and trousers, I haven't found a pair that fit me better or are more comfortable.

I really hate everything about this post, mostly because I think that J Crew is just overpriced Gap, but fuck me I'm obsessed with anchors and would probably waste $20 on that.

And here I thought it was only me who regularly menstrates on her keyboard.

HAHAHAHAHHA girls writing books.

THANK YOU! I came here to say precisely the same thing.

I know, right?! I love how so many men like this dickbag think that our vaginas stretch out like their favorite old sweatshirts.

I'm starting a band and calling it Unicorn Pussy.

I prefer a woman that has never had children, because having kids does ruin a womans body often times. They end up with stretch marks. And also sometimes it makes their vagina looser, and I don’t care how many kegel exercises a woman does, after she has 2 or 3 eight to ten pound babies, you can’t tell me it’s going to

Remember this one? If nothing else, it allows for tons of speculation and more tabloid frenzy

Thank you! I love it!

Run it by your husband and see how he feels about it. Most Mikes are Mihalis, but the ones that are Emmanuels are the same as you... they don't like Manny.

I know quite a few Manolis that have that name on their birth certificate and go by Mike if that's an option.

Love you.

You guys sound exactly like us.

I will say that he's a wonderful sous chef. Tho I have issues with allowing people to help me in the kitchen. I kinda got it from my mom. I'm always shooing people out. Til it's time to clean the dirty dishes, then he can help allllllllllllllllll he wants.

I know. Her advice, or whatever you may call it is absolutely insane. I enjoy being dominated in the bedroom, but it's not something I have to do because I'm a tiny frail little lady with my tiny ladybrains.

I like to get tossed around and have my hair pulled as much as the next gal, but fuck you both very much.