ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets

Nah, don't worry. I'm coming to terms with catching a case of the olds.

Thank you for officially making me feel older since I just had to go to Urban Dictionary to find out what TFTC means.

Ha, to be fair, I always assumed he was much younger because of High School Musical. Give your girlfriend a high five for me.

I don't care who knows it, but Zac Efron makes me tingle in my underpants and then feel dirty about it because I'm 30.

That is sad. I wish you would have had a better experience, because I do think they can be really wonderful people.

Exactly! This particular friend of mine has no qualms about hiding her religion and what an important part of her life that it plays. But... she in no way ever imposes her religion on anyone else ever. She's also been our designated driver for the past 15 years and can dance better than Britney in her prime, so she

OMG I hate that guy! Once, it was my boyfriend. Made me walk the Brooklyn Bridge (tho in his defense, it's the ONE touristy NYC thing I've wanted to do since I moved here)

Same. Tho my drunken post brunch agenda usually entails delivery cheesesteaks and whatever Real Housewives of Wherever marathon happens to be running.

I tend to agree with you, though, my only experience with Mormons is one of my closest friends over the past 20 years. She and her entire family are accepting of everyone and never judge. Maybe that's just them, but they are hands down the kindest, gentlest people I've ever met.

THEY MUST BE STOPPED!

I have the same issue with my boyfriend. We have not come to an agreement yet and I have no idea how we will. For the first time in my life, i'm hoping for all girls so I don't even have to deal with it.

Nene's gifs are the reason the internet was invented.

Nope. Not gonna happen. She is eternal.

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The first time I saw the video of her signing Jolene at the Grand Ole Opry I knew at that moment that I would forever be in love with Dolly. She is an angel on earth and I hope she never ever ever leaves us. Along with Betty White.

I read an article recently (I'll try to find it) that a lot of restaurants, particularly sushi and some French places get B ratings that aren't anything you should worry about. Specially for sushi, they'll typically get a B rating if the sushi chefs aren't wearing gloves while they make the sushi. Apparently, sans

Hey James Jeans. Do not sully Twiggy's name with this monstrosity.

I love love love Pennsatucky! I don't think that we're necessarily supposed to hate her. I think she's got a million layers and that Taryn Manning plays her to perfection!

OMG MY UTERUS!

We must fight to the death!

I was going to respond with something about "guess the cousin fuckers" but then I decided I didn't want him to know my real name.