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Jezzie survey here. So, do you guys think that Leah making a giant public stink about this will keep them from harming her? Or are they crazy enough to not give a fuck?

I'm so with you on this. Although, my fascination is closer to the moderate-to-obsessed level of the spectrum. My coworkers joke with me that Scientologist thugs are going to show up to my front door and make me disappear with the amount of internet rabbit hole research I do on them.

I saw her at a restaurant recently and she's so beautiful I had to physically force myself to not stare. Also, her body is bangin and assholes who call her fat are the worst.

She probably wouldn't eat the cookie anyway.

I woulda wore the shit outta this in 1998

To be fair, I doubt too many republicans are watching NBC or CNN for their news anyway.

YES! omg and I would cool off from a hard day of horseback riding by jumping into the ocean in a white bikini!

I so so so badly want an amazing crisp white jumpsuit. I imagine wearing it to my engagement party. (I'm not engaged... I just imagine wearing it there SHUT UP DON'T JUDGE ME)

I was the maid of honor in a wedding with a groomzilla. I've never seen anything like it in my entire life. The bride was the most calm, easy breezy bride in the history of brides. The groom was fucking satan incarnate and i would take sending in 45 different measurements for elfin costumes any day over that monster

Probably within minutes and pretty close to you. If you happen to be on the east coast this weekend, I suggest staying away from Martha's Vineyard. I'll be peeing everywhere.

I know! I'm Greek and they have a FUCK TON of our shit that we've been trying to get back for ages. Take one guess how that's gone. I hope Kelly gets to keep it and wears it in her next music video.

He probably does believe it. Probably thinks he was offering them a better life. I hope on all the hopes that they leave him in the general population in prison.

Dodai, when was the last time you did a midweek madness and didn't have to look at a Kardashian?

Every time I see a child on a leash, I have to fight the urge to bark at the parent.

Hahaha. I'm going to start using mumble-dy as a unit of time.

Omg that sounds horrific.

I haven't been a waitress for about 8 or 9 years, but my worst dream was and still is the one all servers have where no matter what you do, you can't keep up with your tables. Those are the WORST. I would wake up sweating.

But they have no problem hosting an anti choice billboard that I noticed on my way to Planned Parenthood for my abortion. Fuck those guys.

29 year old here wondering the same thing. Should we do it together?

It's only creepy if you sniff it.