ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets

Dats a nice ass

The whole birth thing scares me more than the pregnancy thing. Not that either sounds like a walk in the park, but I'm terrified.

OMG!!! They are on PETA levels of insanity. I'm gonna start hanging out in formula aisles just hoping to come across one of these encounters.

I took as her being excited that she chose to nurse at the restaurant, not that she chose nursing over formula. I hope I'm not wrong, because the breast milk mafia scares me just about as much as the people that are terrified of public breast feeding.

First and foremost Anna, thank you for bringing that Enrique song back into my life.

So, then I take it you oppose gay men as Navy SEALS as well?

I'm no Navy SEAL, but I'm pretty sure that if you don't have the ability to keep your dick in your pants while on the job, you're not really qualified for any job. Let alone one that requires the skill set and integrity of the SEAL program.

Don't worry. I agreed with you yesterday too.

I mean... I don't know her from Adam, but something tells me Gaby wouldn't ever do anything she ever thought to be demeaning.

I instantly thought of her:

And minorities. And non Christians. And the poor. And LGBT... I could go on...

I was also confused.

I was going to say just that. I know when I go home to visit my family, every girl I encounter seems to have a TON of makeup on at all times. In my new city, girls just don't seem to care as much. Either that, or they're better at mastering the natural makeup look.

I can't stop reading about this today. I've been sobbing into my keyboard hiding from other coworkers all day. She is an inspiration and I just wish she had more time with us.

I WANT ALL THE BABIES!

This is great for me. Not bc Mr. DancingMuppets can't see me without makeup (he's lucky if I shower) but bc I always forget to take off my makeup at night.

I wish I was that bendy.

I've never heard of Lysa Cooper before, but she sounds absolutely fantastic.

You are my everything.

Thank you so much for bringing this episode to my attention. I think I'm going to spend my evening tonight watching my old 90210 DVDs.