I bet there was a line of customers waiting to rip dem orthopedic shoes off your feet and take you in one of the fitting rooms, girl.

I don't believe there could be a more specific sign from the universe.

Please please tell me that didn't actually happen to you.

I was a waitress/bartender for a very long time and I could barely get through a double in a pair of comfortable sneakers. I don't know how these ladies do it.

My biggest issue with non applicator tampons would probably be the blood fucking underneath my fingernails. It's disgusting and I don't care if it comes from my vagina or a bloody nose or a papercut. It's just gross.

Could not agree with you more. Tho, I must warn you that the last time I championed applicators on this site I was hit with a shitstorm of WHY DO YOU HATE THE PLANET and STOP BEING SUCH A PRUDE YOUR VAGINA IS BEAUTIFUL YOU SHOULD WANT TO STUFF YOUR FINGERS IN THERE DURING YOUR PERIOD. rabble rabble rabble.

Boy or girl or mother having a boy yet wanting a girl... I really don't care. That kid is GORGEOUS. And it's completely up to her what to do with his hair. Back off, dicks.

You're right on all counts.

Wouldn't calling everyone you interact with online a real piece of shit be hating in and of itself? Are you not turning into what you are so vehemently fighting? KEEP FIGHTING!

I typically bikram for Buddha

Crossfit for Jesus... that is one I haven't heard of yet and it might be my new favorite.

You get me!

I enjoy that you included alliteration in your clues. You're like a grammar wizard.

Hahaha I have been. I've decided that it means my brain is shot and I need to call it an early evening and blow off the rest of work.

Can we also tell those same people that it's not necessary to talk about cross fit all damn day? It's not part of your diet/workout regimen to be an insufferable cross fit cult member.

Welp. Now I feel really stupid.

Is it bad that the main part of this post that concerns me is trying to figure out what store Pineapple Commonwealth actually is? And that I feel really bad about myself for not getting the hints? Are there hints? Is it supposed to rhyme with the actual store name? I MUST KNOW!

Guess I shoulda done a little more research before I became a Journalism major, only to find a job in a different field not even remotely related.

Everything about Jane Krakowski's look is so perfect, there needs to be a new word invented because perfect is not enough.