Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

My mother used to broker their insurance. Said they were not nice people. Actually, she said they were NOT nice people, emphasis hers.

Wife and I were hauling a queen sized bed set on the roof of our Oldsmobile right after we moved to PA. It was night, we had the hazards going, both our phones plugged in, and radio on. Electrical system couldn’t handle it and fried the pigtail off the positive battery terminal. We ended up stuck in the middle of the…

A question from a Canadian. From most things I hear, even American’s who identify as Democrats, or left leaning in their politics are against public health care. Why? Is it taxes? Because I mean shit, if you’re paying like a grand a month in insurance premiums I can assure you your taxes wouldn’t be that high. It just…

Hey look.

For quoting MLK a lot in their anguished letters, I think some of those Seattle parents forgot this passage from the Birmingham County Jail letter-- replace moderate with liberal, because that’s just the shifting goalposts since the Reagan Years:

Stormfront must have gotten a grant. Paid shitposters are out in force of late.

Tell me I’m not the only person that chuckled at “horn hole.”

My car’s worth less than that.

Two more perks of attending an ePrix: you can have a conversation with other fans, and you can hear with drivers hit the limit of traction.

This feels familiar. Great minds think alike? I guess you and Don have much to discuss.

So they’re taking the “stop hitting yourself” defense against Dao? Seems legit.

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

And here’s another type of headlights to look for that tell you to slow down for cops:

I saw a bunch of these foam ball Nerf guns for sale at Walmart the other day and I instantly wanted them. In particular, the motorized Rival Khaos.

I saw a bunch of these foam ball Nerf guns for sale at Walmart the other day and I instantly wanted them. In…

This “mustang’ runs down the most sophisticated of spectators.

This one seems to have come down with a slight case of Mustangitis.

It’s times like these that I miss Kinja’s image annotations the most.

I want my 5 minutes back.