It’s beautiful

You have many questions, Mister Sparkle. I send you premium. Answer question one hundred percent.

On second thought, lets just carry it. It will probably get there faster.

What’s the matter, buddy? How can we help?

Harley Davidson - The only company on earth that could sell a motorcycle for $20,000 and not make any profit.

Why stop there?

No joke, a secret dream of mine is to write “Plymouth Prowler: The Jalopnik Review.” I would kill to make that happen.

The Plymouth Prowler - Look at it.. It looks fantastic... and yet it sucked. It is the automotive equivalent of the 90’s. All of the looks, all of the promises, yet falling short of expectations in every way.

Uhhhh.... we said “worst car,” not “CLEARLY THE GREATEST VEHICLE OF ALL TIME”

I’m pretty sure it’s worse.

Doesn’t make sense that you would through alllllllll the work and fabrication to make this and then just sell it. Suspicious allowicious.

That’s actually Kevin Spacey, buddy! It’s cool, though - common mistake. Happens to him all the time.

Those fines are becoming illegal in CA.

Or just (GASP!) let your lawn go brown.

I could deal as long as they aren’t in the middle of shows. Put them in between episodes and I’d still be okay cause I could just get up and go to the bathroom or something.

best GIF ever.