1. So they can write passive-aggressive notes.

This raises so many questions for me.

Nah, that’s MotoGP:

Belcher family holiday in Monaco, eh?

“an extra toe on each foot, giving her a total of 22 toes”

Don’t feel bad. So does practically everyone who writes for Gizmodo...

I miss him in the saddest fashion

Tell me when they’re ready to sequence Maru’s genes. Perfectly normal cat physically, but he seems to have a genetic predisposition toward boxes.

So you’re saying that the secret goal of this project is to genetically engineer a bunch of Lil Bub cats? No.

Vets have found a treatment that helps Bub helps manage her osteopetrosis. Knowing the genetic cause of her condition could help other osteopetrosis patients with similar genetics - feline and, perhaps one day, human - get same treatment. It’s not as clear-cut as discovering a new drug treatment, but it is a piece of…

The most recognizable cat on the internet?...

Lil Bub wasn’t “bred” to look like that — as the article points out, her humans adopted her from the pound. She has several genetic mutations, and the point of this study is to treat the symptoms of the mutations, not to “breed” them into other cats.

Jesus Christ dipshit, it was a joke.

$1500 into his 401(k)? Dude’ll never have enough to retire comfortably at that rate.

I especially like how the „Twin Bridge“ provides its power to a Ferris wheel of Windmill in a remarkably gracile fashion.

The sad part is that they’ve tried that. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him stop calling you a witch for using GPS to get there.

He told me he could be snippy, more exhausted than usual, and he might not feel like doing stuff around the house.