I was joking as to why you would know about the hardness. But good point nonetheless.

Like because of the email, do you think? Or do you have some kind of insider information?

TO NETFLIX!

Are dicks supposed to have fingernails? Is mine different? Are they supposed to come from your bellybutton!?! OH GAWD WHATS WRONG WITH ME?

This is the only good answer. Other responses have been "something reliable", "something offroad", "something fuel efficient" or "something fun". Yeah. All of those things. Why the fuck not?

Why aren't these built into TVs?

Why aren't these built into TVs?

Man has liar hands in the preview.

That hydrogen cars are a worthwhile upcoming technology.

I described her past few fights as "like GSP at his peak fighting amateurs." And afterwards I thought about why I may have felt to make the comparison to a male fighter. I realized though that it's currently necessary because there's never been a woman or a man in her weight class that comes anywhere close to her…

Caroo Pro and a phone mount.

BMW developed a system that can use GPS information to tell the transmission what gear it should be in, but I think there's a huge opportunity for GPS enhanced car tech.

I doubt a system like that could be fast enough to not cause problems. Or it would have to be weak enough to not really help.

I've always thought cars should all have a really weak push-to-talk communication system that all worked on the same frequency. You could turn it off of course (because people are awful), but it would give you the ability to talk to other drivers in your immediate vicinity. But it would give the chance to clear…

I've thought about this a bunch. I totally agree with you, but it would have to be really good and very smart to not be dangerous in certain situations. At night in the rain in a city it would be going insane and couldn't darken any more than what points directly at a driver's eyes.

What's all that screaming? Oh, Xang is just charging his car again...

3rd Gear: What Is A Road?

Wow yeah. I swear rubbernecking is the state sport of Georgia. People slamming on their brakes from 80 to (and I'm not even joking here) 25 mph when they see a cop on the interstate. I'd say that was a fluke if I didn't see 3 different people do it on different occasions. Madness.

Are you asking me whether or not your trolling was successful? I guess that depends on how one measures success.

That's some low-class trolling you're doing there Jim. Good work.

I'd hope you driven, cuz you certainly haven't English'd.