Sorry, I still see pig nose.

He even did the wheels. That is god damned adroable.

I'm pretty sure under the circumstances that was the manliest scream anyone could have done. That man is actually the most interesting man in the world.

Nuh uh you little privileged youth. I been a trucker for 62 years, and other than my comically accurate colloquially written speech, I done learnt a thing or two.

Of all the times I've wanted to +2 a post.

Super necessary.

Nope, sorry dude. According to the article from Bloomberg wood is our only naturally renewable building material. Turns out my floors are actually made of pure epoxy that just looks like bamboo. Either that, or bamboo doesn't regrow after you cut it down.

Put it in a motorcycle!

BUAHAHAHAHA! Double-recommend this shit right here!

Stays right side up, too!

I'm pretty sure that this didn't catch on because our urban roads are an EPIC WASTELAND of potholes and marauding bandits, which is why we got SUVs instead.

This shit is pretty bad right here. They already have to suffer the indignity of working in Detroit.

As a tall person, I have to say I don't share your enthusiasm about low back seats.

You're damn right you better hurry! I've got lots of clever quips and cat pictures, and I need to share them right now!

So I used to not look at NP/CP, but since I have started (several months now). They've all been CP. Is this a joke where it's supposed to be CP every time?

Rally ALL THE THINGS!

pics or it didn't happen.

Alternate title: Someone Wants to Get Punched in the Dick

And maybe, if you wish hard enough, rainbows will shoot out of your ass. Meanwhile, in the real world, we'll all just be a little bit depressed.