BUAHAHAHAHA! Double-recommend this shit right here!

Stays right side up, too!

I'm pretty sure that this didn't catch on because our urban roads are an EPIC WASTELAND of potholes and marauding bandits, which is why we got SUVs instead.

This shit is pretty bad right here. They already have to suffer the indignity of working in Detroit.

As a tall person, I have to say I don't share your enthusiasm about low back seats.

You're damn right you better hurry! I've got lots of clever quips and cat pictures, and I need to share them right now!

So I used to not look at NP/CP, but since I have started (several months now). They've all been CP. Is this a joke where it's supposed to be CP every time?

Rally ALL THE THINGS!

pics or it didn't happen.

Alternate title: Someone Wants to Get Punched in the Dick

And maybe, if you wish hard enough, rainbows will shoot out of your ass. Meanwhile, in the real world, we'll all just be a little bit depressed.

You live in the Ozarks?

I live about 30 minutes from there, and fly into that airport sometimes. I really don't see how you could fuck that up. Even from the sky it's pretty obvious.

Fact. I've spotted a Tuatara in the Kiwi sanctuary outside of Wellington. Damn dinosaurs just won't die.

I am really looking forward to everyone's favorite point, the CVT. My reason for this is because I have a new Impreza with a CVT which is unbelievably slow. But I am looking forward in a few years to swapping the engine and trans for one of these new WRX engine and trans that can use my same flappy paddles. Then I…

That's bullshit man. I see all these haters on here giving shit to Coors and you're just out-and-out wrong.

To be fair, you have to give the firefighter credit for finally finding a use for Coors. I'd always wondered what it was for.

I genuinely like this one the best.