P.S., If I get a bunch of flak for this post please be genital. I'm clit of sensitive about these things.

Yes. Let's nip this in the butt right now. GM would go tits up before pussy-ing around with this blatant misogyny. Personally, I gyno wanna inspect her a bit longer before making snatch judgments about her. Because I am an adult.

Damnit, I had a picture of bender that I pasted in there as well. Much funnier that way. At least some other posters picked up the slack ;)

More than you can make, meat bag.

Best add this to the list of how to ruin Christmas:

This pork sword.

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This shit made me literally lol.

I really like how he is happily chucking the pills at her across the counter, and how happy she is for him to be doing this. Apparently the future is full of nonchalant jerks, and we don't really care.

You know what? You know WHAT! 1MZ-FE engine from late 90's 6 cylinder Camrys. They lasted forever (they are still everywhere) 3.0L and 180 HP that could accommodate a cheap supercharger and become a really fun and cheap daily driver with 240 HP. Even with a slushbox, they gave you a little button called "PWR" and it…

4 doors is the number of doors that Hitler had on his car.

Ok, that's pretty good. I will refer to them as those, even if no one else does.

Dodge Charger. My dad's poor ass bought two in high school.

Oh, also 5 doors = the only damn option. What are you doing with your life where you don't need that extra room? I honestly can't think of any reason why someone would prefer the 4 door.

Soooo I'm gonna weigh in here because I have a 2013 Impreza with a CVT. It also has "paddle shifters" because I wanted them.

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I like Vettel, but who is THIS anonymous fellow? I can't tell with his face censored.

I see what you did there....MooseKnuckles. Man, you got a lot of euphemisms in the same post, didn'tcha?

You said car, but I'm assuming you meant more because you put a pic of an SUV up there. So I'm going to say Chevy Silverado?

It is disappointing to me I can't recommend your post more than once.