Press F to Deadspin Forever.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Today I learned: Sáček is the Czech equivalent of Sanchez.

I grew up in Vancouver and one of my close, lifelong friends is of Punjabi descent.

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

Game developers getting 18% more of your money is a huge benefit to the customer: The game developer can invest more in the games you love, and has less incentive to depend on trashy DLC models.

Some context on why Donald Truixote is tilting at windmills:

But do be the guy that enjoys Snownuts on a deserted parking lot.

While we’re at it let’s also ditch fuel injection for dual-carburetors, radial tires for bias ply , and that damn fiddling starter motor; real drivers’ cars use a hand-crank starter!

It’s true. This man has no dick.

What the hell do you think this piece is about if not cars?

With Lucas the pencil is real but everything else is CGI.

These guys may be the only team defeated by the Magic all year. 

Chaotic neutral with low charisma is not a spec to bring to a reddit mod campaign. 

Shut up. 

We ALL know that if Jezebel.com is taken over, it will actually be taken over by Sexy Carp Babes

This is what white people do, everyday in large and small ways to PoC. They antagonize and antagonize and antagonize you, it gives them a sense of false worth to feel better than. It’s their whole persona, being “better than”. “I may be poor, but at least I ain’t a nigger!” White people are fully aware of the…