Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

The graffiti is “All hail the Crimson King.” The Crimson King is the big, big bad of the books. He’s the source of everything going wrong. The Man in Black’s boss.

I was at disney studios last year when the news came down that they had decided to shut down infinity (I don’t work for disney - was there on some contract work).

I couldn’t even finish the crap. Hearing Ponds “white beauty” so many times made me want to gag.

The thing is, Ronaldo is exactly as arrogant and self-centered but Zlatan’s saving grace is his charm. He says these things with a smile and a laugh and at the end of the interview you’re his biggest fan.

Cosmetics companies are notorious for tone-deaf ads. Here’s some samples:

Dog has a better work rate than Ozil.

I used to work for the company which provides the hardware for the disney parks data processing and I know that their installation is big (hundreds of terabytes big) and it’s all dedicated to park analytics.

Iron man. Iron Man

“Space Race” was a really fun episode of Stargate SG-1.

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

This is exactly what would happen if you had mod conflicts in the original game (in fact, the first time I tried to mod Skyrim I spent 3 hours just trying to survive the opening carriage sequence without having it crash into a tree), which makes me think this is a pretty shoddy port.

I’m callin’ it:

Very very cool. Where you have water, you have the possibility of life.

And just to prove their superiority they’re going to achieve all this with the entire motor, control and battery pack mounted behind the back axle....

RIP Red

Zlatan says all Zlatan goals are worth watching over and over again. Especially if you really dislike Man City.

Vote: Yes

My favorite half-hour of television EVER was the Green Lantern episode...