Exactly what I said to my boyfriend!

He was so freaking sexy in the Tudors WHAT IS THIS MAN TALKING ABOUT

. . . we cannot deny that drinking safely and moderately is the smartest thing to do . . .

You just KNOW that Kanye is the only one of those "rap guys" he's heard of - and probably only because of the infamous "George Bush doesn't care about black people" clip. If this guy can quote a single Kanye lyric off the top of his head, I'll donate my yearly salary to the GOP.

6. Madonna 7. Bette Midler 8. Barbra Streisand

Ha, in the original article, the "offending" Sheryl Crow quote is actually really reasonable and something I'd think most (non-Tea Party) conservatives would agree with.

Exactly. Most of this craziness is perpetrated by a demographic of people I like to call "people who will die soon."

the same people who sign on to not have sex before marriage or drink to excess. aka SQUARES.

How have you lived on this planet for the past year while avoiding all knowledge of who Psy is? Have you just recently had internet access restored? I ask because I would very much like to not know who Psy is, so am interested in your strategy.

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This GOP "outreach" program is going really well!!!

Keep at it, guys. The more of this, the better (for the rest of us).

They are still teenagers, with everything that implies. Considering all the slut-shaming that goes on in our culture, is it any wonder that a young woman would lie about her number of sexual partners?

I find it amusing that she was born with a perfect burlesque dancer name and changed it any way.

Anne Hathaway should know there is only one Miss Hathaway.

It's unbelievable, isn't it, Bob? My best friend made $5000 a month selling cronuts from his home, and you can, too.

"...some of the biggest filmmakers and actors and producers on Earth." Adults that talk like children make me want to barf.

Jezebel has singlehandedly made the term "slut shaming" jump the shark.

Finally a reason to use this. These two have may more in common than I thought!

"My tarantula...used to ride on my shoulder and bat at my dangly earrings."