It's like you're my cooking twin.

My mother often zoned out somewhere in the house and forgot she had water boiling for coffee (she used those aluminum percolators). On two occasions she forgot the coffee pot so long that it actually melted and ruined a burner on the electric stove.

Nobody has referenced "There's Something About Mary"?

I am curious why people think this is about money. I fly first class when seats are available, but the club member high mile guys usually grab them before I get the chance. I try to get exit rows when first class is booked, but good seats on planes are scarce so I regularly can't get one. When I can't get extra…

You guess wrong. I am more than happy to work with somebody if I am blocking their view. There is no reason not to be considerate of one another. I look behind me when I take a seat, I move my car seat up as much as I can when I have rear passengers. And the constitution doesn't say shit about reclining on…

OR...don't be a dick and be aware of people around you.

Number 6:

Kale chips have a very different flavor than raw kale. You might not want to make yourself miserable eating them if you don't like them, but it's worth trying them even if you don't like kale in its raw form.

A lot of people find cartridge shaving irritating no matter what they do as pre or post-shave treatment. Switching to a double edge razor and better quality shaving cream/soap not only significantly improves or eliminates a lot of shaving discomfort but can also save a lot of money. The savings are in theory at least,…

this is an awesomely timed article. we just had to move, and our first time washing the dishes (last night) we noticed the pipes under the kitchen sink are leaking.

So, let's say eventually someone can put up with you enough time to get 1 or 2 kids out here in the world. Then, lets say, you go for a walk in the park, or you are at a restaurant. I dunno when was the last time you spent any amount of time near a 3~8 year old, but they'll ask for your cellphone to play some games.…

You don't even realize how fast a child can do something. Its not a matter of the parent letting their children play a game. Its nothing different than a Game Boy or Game Gear, or whatever device you carried in your pocket.

Well, perhaps it is different. This device is loaded with credit card information, and all it…

ʟeᴅron ᴊames, everyᴅoɑy:

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman... Your world frightens and confuses me. When I see your self-propelling autocars, sometimes I just want to throw spears at them. I'm more at home hunting the woolly mammoth than I am hunting a good interior decorator. And when I see a solar eclipse, like the one I…

Well that's silly. Everybody knows that Spearmen are practically worthless against Mechanized Infantry.

Was it a Chevy Impala?

Dear god man, show it slowly. You do the twist with your hand thing way to fast, every time. You can clearly see the kid isn't getting it. Neither am I.

Peanut M&Ms? BLEH!!!! Gimme the plain ones every time.