So, let's say eventually someone can put up with you enough time to get 1 or 2 kids out here in the world. Then, lets say, you go for a walk in the park, or you are at a restaurant. I dunno when was the last time you spent any amount of time near a 3~8 year old, but they'll ask for your cellphone to play some games.…

You don't even realize how fast a child can do something. Its not a matter of the parent letting their children play a game. Its nothing different than a Game Boy or Game Gear, or whatever device you carried in your pocket.

Well, perhaps it is different. This device is loaded with credit card information, and all it…

ʟeᴅron ᴊames, everyᴅoɑy:

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman... Your world frightens and confuses me. When I see your self-propelling autocars, sometimes I just want to throw spears at them. I'm more at home hunting the woolly mammoth than I am hunting a good interior decorator. And when I see a solar eclipse, like the one I…

Well that's silly. Everybody knows that Spearmen are practically worthless against Mechanized Infantry.

Was it a Chevy Impala?

Dear god man, show it slowly. You do the twist with your hand thing way to fast, every time. You can clearly see the kid isn't getting it. Neither am I.

Peanut M&Ms? BLEH!!!! Gimme the plain ones every time.