“I never felt the need to introduce all the obstacles in my past when I say, ‘Hello, my name is Nate.’ But at the same time, I’ve never hidden from it,”

That is nearly identical to a math teacher I had in third grade.

Those are photoshopped? It looks like they did nothing to the original photos.

i think you just made someone spit up their double macchiato with almond milk

I mean, I’m sure you vetted it as a journalist. But those photos look so damn photoshopped.

“Here’s A Neat Trick for a Very Small Cross-Section of Our Readership That Is Useless for Everyone Else”

Family Guy did it! :)

I don’t know, I think having Tatum as the mer-person is pretty much exactly what I’d expect from a modern Splash remake.

“Why couldn’t he be a fish part on top and a dude part on the bottom?”

So um what percentage are merman men? or is she going to have a Futurama moment?

I think I speak for everyone when I say “meh”

Fun fact: Johannes Gutenberg tried to get rich by doing arbitrage with indulgences sold by the Catholic church; they were a sort of “get out of hell free” card you paid for in advance of actually committing a sin. He bought them in bulk and planned to sell them at a tidy profit at a regional fair*. It turned out the…

Their stock value is bleeding as we speak.

O baby.

More like Frozen Assets

silicon valley VC firms are shockingly dumb given how much money they control

It’s certainly operating in the red.

Whoa... not the hands that are annoying. In this case, it's the screaming at us. Dial it back a notch there captain.