“I never felt the need to introduce all the obstacles in my past when I say, ‘Hello, my name is Nate.’ But at the same time, I’ve never hidden from it,”

I think I speak for everyone when I say “meh”

Their stock value is bleeding as we speak.

O baby.

More like Frozen Assets

silicon valley VC firms are shockingly dumb given how much money they control

It’s certainly operating in the red.

So your dream is the tech version of TrumpU?

so you’re saying that Holmes’s blood business isn’t liquid?

honestly becoming a billionaire on the back of absolutely nothing and stealing money from Silicon Valley dumb dumbs is sort of my dream so YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE LIZZIE HOLMES

Searching for it...

......I don’t eat eggs, but, if Martha made the quiche, I’d eat it damn it!.....

I worked for her in her media division. She was no one’s idea of warm and fuzzy, but we got along well and dammit, she built an empire.

How much longer until someone offers this guy a huge advance for a tell-all book about his time living with Ted Cruz?

But I bet you never looked at Paula Deen and thought “Damn; I can see her front privates.”

Never once have I looked at Paula Deen and thought “Where did she get her clothes?” in anything but a derogative manner.

She can barely keep her lunch off of him.

Oh come one, she can barely keep her hands off of him

Whoa... not the hands that are annoying. In this case, it's the screaming at us. Dial it back a notch there captain.