I love to do it too but boy do I get the strangest looks when I light the briquettes.

The difference in size isn't enough to matter. The nerve endings end after the first few inches of the vaginal opening. I've never met a woman who likes it when I penetrate her so deeply I hit her cervix, they usually describe it as unpleasant or distracting. If you bring her to multiple orgasms before you start…

And this is why I don't compliment beautiful women. It's almost impossible NOT to come off as creepy, especially when you're not anywhere their league of attractiveness. I have bought dinner anonymously for a couple pretty women before though.

Every day in the army we did PT and held each others ankles for situps. It never failed, someone let one out. If you ever have bad gas situps is the cure for sure.

I think she's pretty, but then I've always been a minimalist when it comes to makeup on ladies I like.

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Thank you. If I wanted to eat fucking fingernail clippings, I'd eat fucking fingernail clippings, not fucking coconut.

Now you'll make partner for sure!

how sad that this needed to be said

Only if she leaves a moist trail ;)

From the space shuttle

I've never seen a vault with motion or seismic and I've seen hundreds of vaults. In the US most bank vaults use sound detectors. Vault doors use switches or some older ones additionally have a sort of foil tape(not to mention glass breaks, but we're talking alarms not penetrations). Seismics are used on ATM's. …

Good one.

"Jenson" Button: For those of you like me who don't know anything about racing a google search indicates there is a person in driving named Jenson Button.

What if I'm Amish? ;)

Unlocked? Cell phone companies rarely make money off phones. They make money off plans. It was that way when I briefly sold them in 1994, it still is.

I gotta agree.

heh

What a bunch of crap. Should management fire someone before looking to fill their position too? You never quit a job until you have another one lined up unless you don't mind not having income. Maybe you can do that, but assuming everyone can is jackassery. Good day!

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