Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding No More callers WE HAVE A WINNER!

The more a place sucks the more rabidly people defend it. Insult Florida all you care to. We just don't give a shit what anyone thinks.

The baseball catching guy saving the reporter from being hit was fake from a commercial. I wish they hadn't included them, it made me doubt everything that came after the fake one. Which other one was fake?

Nope. Stocks, pictures of corpses, jewelery, lots of fake jewelery, worthless iraqi currency, loan papers, blank checks from closed banks, but no porn.

The cardinal rule of locks: They only keep the honest people out.

Yeah that's the kneejerk reaction I hear from people but wouldn't you have to substantiate those claims somehow? Wouldn't the burden of proof be on you? Doesn't sound very practical to be an insurance company if anyone could claim anything was in their box and now it's missing.

+1 This article should be named: A few options for some lucky people who don't have to bend over and take it in the ass from their cable providers.

I break open a lot of safe deposit boxes for a living, it's 90% junk/worthless paper to anyone other than the owner, 9% sentimental stuff, 1% valuables. Unless you know someone's safe deposit box number and know that what's inside is valuable then you'll need to take all the boxes with you so you can go through them…

This might be a problem fighting China, but for our kind of current conflicts I wouldn't be worried. I'd be more worried that one of these fall into the hands of the enemy.

I lived in South Korea for a couple years and what the Katusa's I worked with told me the reasoning behind being lighter skinned was entirely class based. You don't want to look like a farmer working the rice paddies all day. Lighter is more affluent, where you work indoors out of the sun. Maybe they were pulling…

I use mine while reading at the computer in the morning. After some practice you can do a great job without even looking, just going by feel.

I found it took a month of no blades for my face to adjust to electrics to be less painful. No idea why.

And they would probably kill to have as much room as you do.

Tough shit. Life is tough, you aren't the best in the world, learn from it, get over it. If you cry enough maybe you can make a river she can out-swim you in.

I just bring my wife to orgasm first before we start penetrative sex so we're not relying on that to bring her off. Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't. Maybe in a casual sex situation you're less likely to get a patient guy trying to bring you off first before you start penetrative intercourse? Plus in a…

So your list boils down to Rats, Roaches and Things that Sting.

Awesome, this sums up the entire OP's message! Someone who gets it.

*Failure as a scientifically minded person who can separate correlation from causation. Sadly, most citizens are in the same boat. Logic should be mandatory in the 10th grade.

Does every show need to look like a United Colors of Benneton ad or can a show accurately portray what a clique of friends looks like? We are a melting pot that is NOT thoroughly stirred.

I last gave notice on April first, a couple years back. My boss thought it was a bad joke, but I assured him it wasn't anything of the sort.