This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Pitcher: “Your frequent replacement of perfectly fine baseballs is excessive.”

Umpire: “What? Why wouldn’t the Freemasons find Spaceballs impressive?”

[...mutual confused silence...]

Pitcher, Umpire, Batter, and Catcher together: “Bill Pullman sucks.”

I love these interactions

Yes, we definitely do not need any more puff pieces to pass on.

#sticktosprouts

They ignored all the smoke and just took the high road.

It is nice they can light up the page clicks without taking a hit to their integrity.

This is the kind of hard-hitting coverage I look for on here. Topical and worldly while remaining blazer focused on sports.

Wow, I thought this was absolutely socially verboten everywhere. Occasionally I’ll see a princess pull this crap, but most people either:

If _your_ dog poops, then pick that shit up. Bring some poop bags with you when you take your good boy for a walk. If you’re out for a walk and see someone else’s dogshit on a lawn, you have my express permission to think “What a colossal asshole that guy was” and keep walking.

Be a good person. The bar is set really fucking low.

Strategic kitten reserves are a staple of any good party.

I’d argue that this country deserves it.

Every team that loses a Super Bowl to the Patriots should be relegated to Canadian football until there are no NFL teams left except the Patriots and we can finally destroy the NFL for good. God damn these losers straight to hell.

Fun Fact: in the halftime show, Big Boi rode a Cadillac down the field for more yards than the Rams had in the entire first half.

My wife doesn’t find most of the things I show her to be funny, but she sure did laugh at that. Those Jeep commercials broke her, she wants to see Jeremy Renner crash and burn now. Frankly, I kinda do too and the man has done absolutely nothing to deserve such spite, except follow his dreams. But I’ll be god damned if…

Just when I start to think I have a decent handle on the world, I find out there’s not only a Jeremy Renner app, but also, apparently, an audience for it.

I think anywhere in Europe is confused when an American makes it onto one of their teams and is good. The team owners, however, see heaps and heaps of cash from the US market.

Our department will continue to make further inquiries into Sargent’s suitability for Wonderteenhood