I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.
I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.
Red and yellow feel like pretty obvious choices.
What’s the hood and tassel color for a communist indoctrinator?
You have 3 buildings that meet the measurements required to be labeled a skyscraper. I researched this to make sure of the accuracy, because last time I drove through I thought I saw 4 tall buildings, but only 3 are big boys.
Andrew Luck 2012: *Takes a sack* Great job, man. Insane hustle. You really got me.
Andrew Luck 2019: You even just look at the ceiling and wish you could stop existing? Like, not die, but just POOF and cease being altogether. Maybe it’s nothing but motionless, soundless black. Complete emptiness. Nothingness. But it’s…
Thank you for staying laser focused on sports by breaking down his swing. I’d be upset if I was tricked into reading about international geopolitical events on Deadspin.
At least he's consistent.
Not only is he injured with rehab that isn’t going well, but he’s basically spent half of his NFL career rehabbing and in a constant, never ending variety of pain. He’s been poked, prodded, had numerous fluids drawn out and shoved into him, all to play a sport that will only (likely) reinjure him in some new…
Not even the noble reasons, if that’s why they are being a cop or teacher. If they made $100 million, does he think they wouldnt retire? 99% of them would.
The obvious solution is to get a team of troops because we all know they could probably beat these guys anyway. More and more people are saying it. You’re really hearing it more and more.
I agree with your point and think this is the NFL’s greatest fear. Parents pushing kids into other sports with lighter or no contact is the greatest threat to the NFL talent pool.
My sense is the current generation of football players is a generation that started playing football when the long term risks were less well understood, but has now essentially chosen a profession, and succeeded at it, that has turned out to be more risky than they thought. It is not surprising that a notable number…
So on Monday can we expect to see Worst Foods to Barf?
You are looking at former WWF wrestler Doink the Clown and someone else dressed like him. A double Doink, if you will.
Missed the WYTS deadline for this year, but four weeks ago the corporate entity that I pretend to work at while they pay me a meager wage decided to bring in a celebrity speaker to get us excited about filling out our TPS reports. Being Chicago, they hired Mike Ditka. After a painful incoherant 15 minute speech, that…
I sat in a bar, with my pregnant wife, down in Florida watching that game unfold. The nice locals next to us seemed excited for the Bears about to kick the winning field goal. I told them that he was going to miss it. I had no doubts about this and then he hit those fucking poles. Sat there in my Mack jersey, staring…