Maybe Twitch has finally realized that the platform is big enough that it doesn’t need to indulge individual celebrity assholes to survive.

Most of them have the arcade-like machine called a “sim rig” with a seat, steering wheel, shifter, and dedicated pedals. At least one this past Sunday was built on hydraulics as well, giving even more feedback on what the virtual car is doing . It feels very realistic, and it’s tons of fun.

You just let out a million dollar idea right there

Here’s a different angle from NY Magazine (it might be behind a paywall so here’s the whole thing):

Former Green Beret Highly Skilled at Difficult Extractions

I love bike lanes. As a driver they let me know where cyclists are going to be. As a cyclist they let me know where cars arent. Particularly where they are separated by some sort of barrier / curb. We have dedicated bike stop lights and turning lights here too. I love them. I can make a right hand turn knowing that a…

Perhaps the melting of the ice caps will hasten the end of this incredible selfishness.

I’m always amazed by the binary thought process that seems prevalent today - If you’re “this”, you cannot be “that”.

I think it’s an old school type of negotiation tactic, where they offer you more than half of your asking price (so as to not insult you) and expect that you’ll dicker back and forth until settling on a price that is below your asking price, but not too far below (so as to not insult you). What they fail to understand…

Mine is alway excited to find small spots in traffic to shoot through. Oh and tight parking spots.

Alcohol is a stupidity force multiplier. 

The classic run away and crack a brew at home due to the “traumatic experience” to get out of a DUI was definitely employed here.

I am going to guess that a bit o’ alcohol was involved in this series of events and the driver retained enough sense to hot foot it out of there once they realized what they did.

Only it wasn’t. It placated them at every turn. Case in point:
“Rose, are you coming with us?”
“No, Leia says I can’t be in this movie.”

The film over-corrected in reaction to the franchise’s worst fans and was a finale that had to retcon and undercut so many things about the saga to make itself work.

Somebody should check to see if this one is bullet proof or at least shot-put-through-the-window proof

The only thing in this article that I completely believe:

Since this is obviously a made up story, in order to make it easier for everyone else to separate fact from fiction here, I’ve taken the liberty of going through the entire article and highlighting the things that are obviously make believe so readers coming after me can focus on the aspects of the article that may be…

The real scandal here are those garbage PS1 Gran Turismo 2-ass graphics.

Words to live by right there.