It’s in the name people, if you want to hold hand there has to be three of you.

“How am I supposed to explain two women holding hands to my triathlete children?”

All these articles about Foles loving Bulletproof Coffee and no reporting on whether it contributing to his shlong being so big? Disappointing!

These phony articles about people hawking expensive coffee are a travesty. Especially when you realize you can just drink Maxwell House. Maxwell House, when you don’t give a fuck what the vessel for your caffeine addiction tastes like, Maxwell House. Five gallon drums now available at Costco.

Almost as if adding 2 trillion to the debt and doubling our deficit in a boom period was a bad idea.

The market got hooked on cheap money and trying to reel that in is going be be harder than the fed thought. Hopefully whatever recession we experience next is small enough that we can pull out of it without dropping back to zero and then they can get things back to what normal should be (aka not extremely low rates).

Fewer*. You must also be from the south.

We expanded the economy but didn’t restore interest rates to give the fed room to pull us out quickly if we hit another recession. Given that several large overseas markets have slowed and several large markets are looking at borrowing issues, every where we turn outside of US jobs looks a bit ugly. If we do fall into…

Jerry Jones is incorrect.  The educated man knows to use his blood to form the sacred symbols and call upon the dark power of the great old ones to assist him.  As the bile rises in his esophagus he knows to hold it in with all his might so as to not offend.  When the paramedics arrive, you stab the first one in the…

“I’m squeezing and waiting for help.”

The Browns found it confusing as well.

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

I know toddlers less attached to their blankie then he is to his helmet. This will not end without an epic temper tantrum.

What would Richardson’s legal remedy be if, say, his statue were to somehow disappear? Would he get the team back? Free hot dogs for life at the north concession stand?

The laptop that Cam Newton stole in college is technologically more advanced than 95% of North Carolina. 

Yep.  Going against him every day in practice is not a solve, I don’t think.

(door flies open)

Im not even a Falcons fan! But as a good decent ethical human being, i despise the Patriots much like the Avengers despise Thanos. And seeing them get curbstomped like that was pure literal ecstasy.

When in doubt, you need a Bolo. Even they started small...