Dude, if we could have afforded to port this thing we would have. Believe me. I’d love to make a PC version some day. Developing is expensive and we haven’t exactly covered our costs on this.

“Go Where You Don’t Belong”

Jameis Winston confirmed deal with Under Armour.

I always thought it would be awesome if the fans of Entourage and the fans of Sex and the City could be introduced at the world’s largest Brotastic/Basic Bitch Mixer, and then be shipped off to Wish Fulfillment Island where they could live out their lives as a never-ending cycle of roofies, brunch and credit card debt.

“OH NO, THE GAME IS TOO LONG FROM THIS TWO MINUTE REPLAY!!”

Well, shit. Now my faith is all sorts of fucked up. I mean, if you can't count on a coach who is an integral part of the massive machinery of the NCAA to do the right thing, who the fuck CAN you count on?!

Oh boy. I wonder if this might give people a reason to hate Duke.

I always figured Coach K was the type to rat people out.

At least he's wearing a lovely gold shirt.

No comment.

Yeah, think of all the other important, consequential stories we could have been posting at 10pm on a Thursday.

Am I the only one who notices the white and gold people just say it's white and gold while the blue and black people have tons of (contradictory) explanations for why it's black and blue and suggestions for how you can see it back and blue too? They sound like Jehovah's Witnesses.

YES, KYLE, WE GET IT. THE DRESS LOOKS LIKE SHIT.

I apologize to loyal Deadspin readers that a liar posted this blog on my watch.

Hi Greg, just want to pop in to say you are dead fucking wrong about this. God bless.

Who's the real idiot at E?

Never, ever read the ESPN articles. It's bad for your mental health.

Never, ever read the comments on ESPN articles. It's bad for your mental health.

holy fucking shit the espn article has some incredible comments.

Suspended, reinstated, and finally dismissed in the span of five days? That's decent, but still two days shy of the record.