When these two schools play the loser is the viewers. Seriously fuck both these schools. May the A-10 crumble and die.

No surprise the noble Dukies are aghast at sharing the wealth with those commoners up north.

This is a bit ahead of schedule—usually it's not until next month that Duke fans get mad while watching mid-major teams on TV.

Hi. I have the time to tweet my disgust that I can't watch "the big men" play basketball, but not enough time to use same device I tweet from to pull up the WatchESPN site/app. This is all somebody else's fault. Probably the fault of someone whose name rhymes with yo-mama.

"Ugggghhh, these nobodies like VCU" said the Duke fan who forgot.

The other Tobacco Road. Good for them.

goddamn I just hate Duke so much

It's great that all these proud Duke Alumni are eager to support their team.

Wow, India's already pretty expansive. Just imagine how they'll be when Ghandi gets his nukes.

Lets go Poland!

Our arrows will blot out.... any chance of your computer ever running this game mode.

Suing a journalist over an anecdote will prove to everyone that Eric Lindros isn't a dick.

It's a video of Dez Bryant flying MH370 to Kazakhstan, just like Jeff Wise said.

It's a video of Dez destroying the Ray Rice tape that was sent to Roger Goodell.

Yes, Omar. We all remember the Malice at the Palace. It was more than a decade ago. People can grow.

"don't ever turn on an Everton game."

We're just so jaded to political corruption now. This should be a career-ending scandal. Take six digits of dollars in bribes, then circumvent the democratic process with absolutely baldfaced chicanery. But there'll be no repercussions whatsoever. None.

NFL teams get an insane amount of corporate welfare and the dirty little secret is that NFL games aren't even that fun to attend.

"... it's about the journey, not the beer."