Yeah but the problem is that as an actual, literal piece of shit I don’t see why Dmaarten should take offense to what you just said.

In the area I live and work in, you can’t get an A+ rating with the BBB unless you are a member. We’ve maintained an A- where I work but unless you pay that’s your ceiling.

I heard about this on NPR this morning, and some Wichita police spokesperson was trying to say that the blame was on the person who made the false report.

Did you pull that number out of your own ass, or someone else’s?

I feel like this is as appropriate a place as any to tell the story about when I first met Cardinal Law. I had just moved to Boston from Miami on what all my friends described as a fool’s errand — editing an actual print newspaper. “A Jew in Boston?” they joked. He invited me to meet with him, like he did all new…

He’s just not that into you

Sports: almost certainly not worth it.

I’ll never understand the streaming mentality. Living in the public eye is one thing— celebrity wasn’t birthed on YouTube or Twitch — but the idea that every facet of one’s life not only should but needs to be shared with one’s audience absolutely baffles me. Why do people who watch this guy play video games need to…

Literally sprayed myself and my computer with water at “No question, my brain now has leprosy.” Earned me a few sideways glances here at work.

I’m sure I’m reading this wrong... but to me this sounds like you’re allowed to violate this policy with one student, but no more.

Have you watched cross? It’s skiers, skiing against each other.

Decathlon, the event of which the winner is arguably the best athlete in the world.

Corporations are apolitical. I believe VulcansAreHeartbreakers was referring to the FCC - currently controlled by Republican appointees.

Could you explain how maintaining the current Title II classification on broadband versus Pai’s plan to return it to a Title I classification constitutes a “liberal [...] power grab for control of the internet”? Or, for that matter, explain how the Obama FCC’s change in classification did.

Why not declare it a national emergency? I don’t really understand the politics here.

I believe those are the rates they were charging, not what they were paying their sub-contractors.

Who exactly expected the Virginia governor’s race to be a shoo-in for Democrats? No Virginian I know. Plus, after Trump I have stopped making political predictions.

This’ll never get that far, but I would love to be party to discovery on this case.

So then the question becomes why did the railways use red to mean stop?

That’s because it’s a crowd of Nats fans, familiar with the Nats. Blow it out your ass, fuckhead, and leave us alone.