+1 PawPaw and TuTu

My friend goes to a lot of EDM shows and will post something on the order of 45,000 Snapchat videos after each one. Like, if I wanted to see the show I’d have bought a ticket (or whatever one does to get into EDM shows).

“certain players were allowed to speak on it after the game last week and then they said the case was closed”

“OUR people, OUR [nation], OUR [great America]”

To be fair, because of the possibility of latex allergies all EMS departments that I’ve come in contact with use nitrile gloves

This is the premise of the wonderful Youtube show Hot Ones, except with celebrities instead of a bevy of your former friends

Caveat: I don’t live in Florida and as an emergency responder I’d never avoid calling 911 in an emergency. However, nursing home employees in Virginia are underpaid, undertrained, and it is emphasized to them not to call 911. I assume the first two hold true for Florida (and the rest of the US - another issue…

I’m not sure how it is in Florida, but in Virginia nursing homes are extremely reluctant to call 911 because how many times they do so is reflected in their statistics and can affect their continuing to do business.

We say “EPL” to distinguish the English Premier League from the far-superior and wildly-popular American Premier League.

Confederate States of America

Crosspost to io9 and see what happens with Cthulhu’s numbers

That’s funny - I call Scott Pruitt the c-word all the time

Brady’s more of a Puppy Chow kinda guy

You’re a chore, Burneko

Millennials aren’t having sex?

You misunderstand. He is saying that he doesn’t share the other guy’s opinion.

That whole sequence at the end of the game with Zim getting hit/not getting hit and then scoring the winning run was more worthy of a blog, imo

I think we should get OJ’s opinion on more draft picks

This is a work of art