As it’s been suggested many times elsewhere, it’s not entirely been proven that Trump can read.

And then there was the one-armed guy named “Lucky”. Why Lucky, Dad? “He’s lucky he only lost ONE arm.”

But with Trump, kids would have to read to him.

There was always a Whitey. A nine times out of ten, he was Irish.

Yeah, but in the 1930s that kid would have gotten some swell nickname to go with that dandy getup. (Always loved the nicknames my dad and his friends STILL had - Spotty, Big Paddy, Gimpy, Blinky and, of course, Whitey.)

To be fair, Melania doesn’t seem so keen on children either. I don’t even think she likes Barron all that much.

This just further adds to the theory that Trump can’t read.

As always, Pete is right on cue...

Dippin’ Dots are awful. This is the only thing I’ve ever heard about Sean Spicer that has endeared me toward him.

Hot take: dippin dots suck.

I doubt spicy was doing it out of the goodness of his heart

Melania did read to the kids as well. But of course, we will not catch The Donald participating in that: a.) interacting with kids is a woman’s job and b.) dementia + reading aloud in public = disaster.

He’s the anti obama in every way. I loooved obama’s pictures with kids. You can’t fake that.

That kid is returning back to the 1930s to resume his job at a sweatshop and let all his friends know how lucky they are to not live in 2017.

I miss the Obamas. They liked people. They WERE people.

EXTREE, EXTREE, READ ALL ABOUT IT: GIANT MAN BABY CAN’T STOP TWEETING IDIOTIC BULLSHIT, HAS TO BE REMINDED BY MAIL ORDER BRIDE IN SLEEVELESS DRESS TO COVER HEART DURING NATIONAL ANTHEM. EXTREE, EXTREE...

Donald Trump Can’t Read

That kid’s outfit is the best part of the event, but I notice that he is hiding his face behind that hat. I think he wants plausible deniability for having anything to do with Spicer or Dump.

Watch out for Al Capone, kid, he’s a baddie!