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Q: why [is] an animal giving birth is so goddamn important?

Way to be a dick for no good reason.

Can someone please explain to me why an animal giving birth is so goddamn important? Rome is burning around us, yet we’re all too busy cooing and fawning over a giraffe.

‘lunatic decided to shoot it because he heard Fox News say “Hillary likes giraffes”’

As someone who has lost a parent, this doesn’t make me give up hope. It just reminds me how awesome the love of a parent and child are.

The poster stole the photo for internet points, the mother giraffe was shot in the head, execution-style, and now the baby giraffe is a prostitute at a brothel run by gazelles.

Good point. I think if, like me, you were a young adult in the Reagan era and lived through what was the beginning of the end of the Soviet Union, you definitely get more out of the show than if you grew up after the fall.

I’m so confused that he’s 1) not American and 2) not gay.

Well, in this case, my soul is personified by Taran Killam, who is married to Cobie Smulders. And yes, as a matter of fact, they do just-so-happen to totally look alike! Check out the eyebrows, the smiles, the noses, the jawlines, the angled foreheads and jutting-out cheekbones...

Yeah, am I old? I was going to say ... um? it was complicated? she had a husband and 2 kids?

He was on his way to college. How the hell did you get pedophilia out of that?

I believe it. This girl is OBSESSED with my husband. She woke him up at 2 am last night just to snuggle and give him kisses. They both started going gray super young. Him in his early 20s, her around 3. This how she sits with him all the time. Even when he sleeps during day, he works nights, she’ll sit near his head

This show is criminally underwatched. It’s one of the best shows on TV. And pretty accurate, period-wise!

That’s how I feel about dogs. The truest human-dog couples look alike.

i love this show AND them but i bet that headline hurts the husband she left for him lol

I’ve been noticing more and more that when a couple is declared to be IRL-OTP or whatever, their facial features will be eerily similar. I mean, just look at these two. It’s like the easiest way to determine your ultimate soulmate is to just search for someone who could be your sibling but isn’t, and ta-da! True love.

I’m trying to get through season 4! I binged the entire 3rd season in a weekend; something I haven’t done since Lost showed up on Netflix.

How much do you love this show? It’s so damn good!