Pro tip: Watching a full Browns game will score you $5 on Amazon Pantry.

You really meant to say “not ideal for lying.”

You really meant to say “not ideal for lying.”

There’s a story in that. Hang on to that attic! You must let dust and old relics accumulate in it!! You must also start a family legend about the ... relative ... who has to stay up there. It has to be almost unspeakable, something muttered on a Friday evening, preferably in the Fall.

Wait... Can I have your attic? : )

There’s a story in that. Hang on to that attic! You must let dust and old relics accumulate in it!! You must also…

I want a couch, I need a couch, subtle device integration like power cube is a must..... the Tool free modular design gif however made me puke blood like a Chinese martial arts protagonist. Latches? Snap on legs? Really?
The stuff you recommend is interesting but it all seems to be disposable with college dorm life…

I want a couch, I need a couch, subtle device integration like power cube is a must..... the Tool free modular…

I went to Mexico City, saw the absolute fear in the eyes of people when I mentioned going out for a walk, the barbed wire around the houses of anyone with a little success, and I am one and done.

Uh huh! They have mysteriously aggressive elevators though...

Avoid pissing off your dad.

Sure, now you’ll get a tax credit to defer the cost of your live in nanny so you won’t even need to take leave.

He’s only capable of being happy if he violates others. He is an empty and incomplete thing with the mind of a child. He hates being alone and unloved, and he would kill every single one of us in a nuclear war if it meant he would be loved for one more second. None of us matter to him. Only he and his baby girl matter…

If it turned out he fathered Ivanka’s children I would not be surprised.

If you mean putting mothers on permanent leave because you can fire them as soon as they announce their pregnancy or start showing, then yes, I think it’s only a matter of time

Spite. He hates Obama and wants to revoke or repeal anything that he instituted during his administration. I doubt he fully understands what he is revoking or repealing, but wants to undo everything Obama did for no other reason but spite.

Didn’t Donny recently declare April to be Sexual Assault Awareness Month?

I mean, even though he said he didn’t mean the things he said about grabbing women by the genitals, nobody has more respect for women than him.

An executive order can’t violate a federal law, nor can it violate Supreme Court precedent. It can only affect whatever is under discretion of the executive branch. Unfortunately, there is no federal law demanding pay transparency and no federal law banning the use of mandatory arbitration claudes, and the executive…

This is so fucking needless and cruel. What is the gain in this? So O’Reilly and Ailes can continue harassing their employees in perpetuity? I was sexually harassed at one of my jobs when I was young and it destroyed my sense of self worth. I never did anything about it besides quit because I felt I had no power. I…

So much for Sexual Assault Awareness Month. I guess he became aware and liked it so much he wanted to make sure it happened more.

Big whoop! Why do we need work protection when we’re all going to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen!?!

Gosh, I wonder why. I wonder what possible reason this particular president would have for rolling back protections specifically designed to protect people from the exact things he and ~87% of his cabinet are accused of. How surprising and mysterious.

I am just so sick of seeing him. and I really am sick of hearing the tired excuses .. like what is even the purpose of revoking this other than to fuck over women and employees? there needs to be a name for trump supporters who have internalized hatred of themselves that they support shit like this. like internalized…