I am a big fan of soup for breakfast. I heat up a cup of stock, a cup or two of mixed veggies, cook 1/2-3/4 cup of pasta (end volume), and vague protein (I do tofu as I am vegetarian). You can sprinkle some minced parsley, cilantro, or green onions on top, maybe some diced pickled jalapenos or a teaspoon of crushed…

I tell people I’m agnostic rather than atheist as it sounds nicer. It doesn’t quite mean exactly the same. I don’t believe there is a God, thus, follow no religions or faiths. I believe in science and proven fact, ergo, I’m an ‘atheist’ but use the term ‘agnostic’ in that I follow no faiths, instead, so as not to…

There is a lot of airborne grime out there. This is why I wash ev er y thing.

Or maybe just monitor how many crazy leg diseases you get on the unwashed leg.

Everyone( I mean everyONE), please wash your legs when you shower. If you are on Tinder please wash your taint while you’re at it.

As I see it, it’s simple: the fitted sheet provides a layer of protection between your oily skin and the mattress and mattress pad, while the top sheet is a barrier between you and the comforter.

Yeah but I’m gonna wash my bits and my feet anyhow, my legs are directly in the middle of the two so it seems really stupid to not wash them. And disgusting too, honestly.

I’m so confused by the no-flat-sheet approach. I know what a duvet cover is, but do people really want to have to wash it as often as sheets need washing? Those things are a pain in the ass to put back on. A flat sheet is so much easier!

This should be cross-posted to Deadspin.

Can’t this all be cleared up with a Bio 101 lab experiment? Get in shower, wash one leg, don’t wash the other, swab them, and check bacterial growth for the course of a week.

If I remember the last post on this, some people felt that the water hitting their feet was enough to get them clean.

And why wouldn’t you want to take the time to exfoliate your legs and arms? Why is this so difficult for some?

This story didn’t shock me nearly as much as the recent discussion about whether or not one ought to use a top sheet in bed. Turns out we’re not nearly as civilized a species as I thought...

I mean, why not? A chronic fear of soapy water? Living in a dystopian zombified world where you can’t spend too much time on things like showers? Major drought conditions?

This guy hasn’t even sanitized his hands:

Pits, bits and something (daydrinking).

As a hairy, greasy Italian (I literally got no traits from my mother’s side, fml), I have to wash everything at least once a day. Tits/bits/pits seems like a reasonable list of things requiring washing, but can we add feet to that too? Please wash your feet, especially if you spend all day in socks/shoes.

“I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush” -- George Carlin

It just seems weird to get in the shower and NOT wash everything.

Alternately, wash your fucking legs you goddamned live-action Pigpens.