I thought, I was an amateur in the kitchen, but my 50 year old neighbor does not know how to use the oven. It’s stove top or microwave for him.

Perhaps, he just watched a Seinfeld episode and took it to heart. Perhaps, we are seeing the evolution of a George Costanza.

I was thinking, no in that instance you were right. However, there’s not a chance he could make an apology without being a complete dick. So, best to keep quiet and hope she moves away soon.

Exactly. I have a pair of dress pants that my wife won’t let me wear and wants me to get rid of for this reason, but jeans and regular khakis I have no problems with. Stop wearing such tight fitting and thin clothes that you have this problem.

For me this whole season has been boring. Perhaps, they have just set too high of a bar with the first season. But out of all the episodes of this season, they do need to stay with Joy.

If it were me, I would just go to dates dressing like I was middle class. I would never flaunt my wealth.

Exactly, when we ran out of candy last night, we just went inside and turned off the porch light. No one knocked on our door. Granted there was only 20 minutes left, and I had removed all our decorations before the wife ran out.

$10K is way too low, but I think I would do this for a year or two for $100K.

So, not any different from any other city in the Southeastern US. 

15 minute tire change? My tire change is at least 30 minutes. And that’s if my spare has air in it. 

Yep, can confirm the food poisoning one. My previous manager had a few bouts of that supposedly. When the Thanksgiving potluck came up, no one ate my manager’s food that they had prepared.

Reusable zip lock is a much better idea. No worries if the cap comes loose or gets broken from the TSA goons handling. I’ve had a cap get broken on shampoo, not a problem because it was in a zip lock. 

That’s an easy question though. Fuck your wife, kill Barbara, and marry Oprah...unless there is a really restrictive pre-nup involved.

What about the other 40% that withdraw it for cash. Could be anything: hookers and blow, $500 in lottery tickets, alcohol, 250 Taco Bell meals. That’s something they should have blocked on this card.

It is a lifehack, he just worded it wrong and the below rejected title was a little too long. 

What if the wife was Jewish and this simple ceremony was a Bris?

I want one like the Surface book. That would turn it into a laptop. Alas, no new Surface Book.

Be thankful as my wife watches it. I’m celebrating tonight.

Because of ugly furniture, lounging on your ugly sofa, or not using coasters on your ugly coffee table?

Because of ugly furniture, lounging on your ugly sofa, or not using coasters on your ugly coffee table?

Hopefully, it gets passed and AirBnB and VRBO follow suit. Because, those two sites are even worse than the hotels at this BS.