I’m right at 10% right now. My gas guzzling 13 year old truck needs quite a bit of fuel, my wife’s 4 year old car payment, insurance, maintenance, and taxes from the state. It’s about to hit 11-12% as I need tires for the truck.

Either one of these should work. You choose based on how idiotic their view is:

When it’s adults, I always wonder if they were the only child growing up and/or they always got their way as a child. Because, my parents would have spanked those tantrums right out of me.  

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I’ve always hated bro or bruh. I don’t even want my biological brother calling me bro or bruh. It’s usually followed by a high five, a fist bump, or a man hug...no thanks. Find someone else that wants to be your bro.

The A’s really need to move. The Coliseum is the absolute stadium to watch baseball in

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And 10 or so years ago people were allowed to masturbate in porn theaters...or so thought Pee Wee Herman. 

I’ll do you one better, if you’re thinking of bringing a toddler, get a babysitter and go without the kid. Toddlers and babies do not belong at baseball games. Wait until they can enjoy the game before you bring them to a stadium.

Babies don’t belong at baseball games. Let them roll on the floor in front of your TV while you watch the game. Wait until they can actually enjoy the game before bringing them to the stadium.

So, I take it this was the guy sitting down’s last day on the job.

This monitor makes as much since as me buying those nice 27" monitors without VESA mounts. Can it do both? Or are stuck with a desk mount? I’d rather have the option of a stand, wall mount, or desk mount. 

This monitor makes as much since as me buying those nice 27" monitors without VESA mounts. Can it do both? Or are…

Who cares about pre-security? I’m not loitering at an airport. I’m getting through the lines and then I’ll find something to eat. When I am coming off a flight, I’m getting my bags and getting the hell out of the airport and finding something good to eat that’s not overpriced. 

As long as you are in in A, B, or C terminal maybe. The other terminals are a PITA to have to take a shuttle that drives around the entire airport. No thanks, I avoid PHL.

I’ve not had many experiences with many of these airports, but I am glad NY/NJ, LAX, and Miami airports did not make the cut. As I avoid those whenever I can.

Except for us Redskins fans, who blame the sole man responsible for this mess of a team. Daniel “Papa Smurf” Snyder.

So, vacation in Charlotte, NYC, or Atlanta? No thanks, I’ll stay home instead

Yeah, like increasing minimum wage has ever increased anyone’s pay that makes over minimum wage. Perhaps instead of increasing minimum wage, it should be an across the board increase.

Trump’s held world leaders’ hands more than he has ever held Melania’s hand.

Also, they don’t want to provide the name of the person responsible, because he has either been killed, sent to the Gulag, or in hiding and they are trying to locate him.