Another thing covered by Seinfeld...the headfirst or the back in

Ah, the Costanza etiquette

Thankfully those fucking NEXTEL phones are a thing of the past. Those had to be those most annoying phones ever made.

Some aren’t in as big of a hurry, and if you’re not get the hell out of the way or take the back roads

Put on your signal to lane change and asshole five car lengths back in that lane accelerates to 100 to cut you off.

I was going to ask about the etiquette on grunting, because that has been my experience some people do these excessive grunts and yells to get people to look at the heavy bar they are lifting. Should I clap? Or should I continue to mutter obscenities that only I can hear?

The difference is that I have control of the remote at home and can pause when I need a break. I also have a comfy couch that I can change positions throughout the binge session. And when I ultimately fall asleep during my binge session, I will only irritate my wife with my snoring.

I have a rule against watching any movie based on a current real-life event that I saw on the news: Sully, Captain Philips, Deepwater Horizon, Patriot’s Day, Snowden, etc. I refuse to watch them. My wife rented a few of these and I took a nap or messed around on my computer until they were over. Trying to build drama…

We would have missed a masterpiece if Uma’s feet were left on the cutting room floor

The problem is you parents don’t put kids back in the cage where they belong when you no longer are interacting with them. They build kiddy cages for a reason

Perhaps we can perform this on whoever gets it wrong.

Your links are backwards

Your links are backwards

Not sure it would be great in my area where we have water moccasins. They are known to climb into canoes and drop from trees and are very aggressive.

I’m at work, so I’m picturing another type of bear pics that are NSFW

My come in handy in Houston after the next Harvey

Okay, now I’m picturing an Alligator wearing the face of a human like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.

Your welcome

If I want a spicy chicken sandwich from Chick-Fil-A, I put the buffalo sauce on it. I prefer that to their actual spicy chicken...it’s cheaper as well. Otherwise, I eat the sandwich plain. 

If I had the money and time, I’d have gotten tickets to Birmingham just to watch the premiere on Aug 25th.  Instead us Americans have to wait until October. Damn Netflix get us a better deal.

Now wait a minute he might be on to something.