Goddamn, he deserves it.

If it were Eddie Murray Sparkles, it would be more like "Insi-derp Trading", amirite???

I went to high school with a guy who could do it too. He called it "butt breathing". He's actually gone on to be really successful doing camera work in television, but I'll always think of him shooting Tic-Tacs out of his ass on the way home from track meets.

Weird that you misread "Funniest" as "Worst".

& @UEA My favorite part was the World War I protest.

This might be the funniest thing I've ever read.

Here's my new hip-hop recommendation for the week.

It's bush. It's bogus.

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#NAILEDIT

I can't believe this many people have seen Due Date

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This is horse racing in a nutshell: dope 'em up and hope they don't break down.

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I really, really like this.

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