That is literally the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me.

There aren't nearly enough tear-stains or uprooted fingernails on the walls for that to be one I'd recognize.

I haven't been in DUAN the last few days, but I've noticed a theme of some sort of mention of ol' Scotchnaut in the first comment, so I wanted to keep the streak alive.

If you had any idea how many times I've heard that...

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What Phin said.

John Hughes: Guys, I have this idea for a teen love story. It's about this young, beautiful girl who's kinda weird, kinda quirky. She has to choose between the popular, good-looking yuppie kid from her high-school or her childhood friend. It's called Pretty In Pink.

+1

Ha!!!

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It'll be much easier to create one of these for Jerry Sandusky when he passes away. They'll simply use the song Seasons In The Son.

Cheese Up, Ho's Down

Talmadge Neigher

Gallopvrilo Princip

John Wilkes Hoof

You've ruined Deadspin.

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!