Wilmer Valderrama Sues America For Defameation

Weird. "Some thing" was also the key to an Angels' game when Jim Abbott played for them. Of course, they included this graphic.

That's a great one, and there are so fucking many to choose from (east coast vs. west coast ventriloquists, Racist in the year 3000, blowing up the moon, etc.) but I have to say this is my favorite, if I were forced to choose one.

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Better Plow An Umpire: Hunter Wendelstedt.

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I have a confession. I need to get this off of my chest, because I feel like I'm responsible for this. See, I secretly replaced Peters' daily planner with Brad Pitt's from the year 2003. All it said on May 14th was:

Curiously missing from the list is a plea to fans to actually use their tickets to go to the games

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Ha!

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Shit, how didn't I know this? Yeah, as Bellwether said up above, one of the greats.

I dare anyone here to spend 30 seconds looking at the comments on the [al.com] story that got linked and not commit suicide.

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I had no clue he was having money problems. Though this does explain why I recently saw him pay with a $1 bill for a $.75 item at the store recently, and then sob "That's my quarter back" when he dropped his change down into a sewage grate.

I'm about to risk losing my job because of your comment. I hope you're happy with yourself.