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After hearing this criticism, the NHL learned that Jim Belushi had a show that lasted 8 full seasons and promptly stuck its head in an oven.

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Just recently, the Utah Jazz were having a contest in which one contestant would win Raja Bell's childhood teddy bear, which he named Palsy. On hand was Jim Ross, who gave the lucky fan Bell's Palsy.

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Well, he wasn't lying when he told his buddies he got "a peace of ass" last night.

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Oh man, I missed this earlier. +1

That album is really great.

Ma-Ti Demonstrated Why "The Heart Element" Is A Pathetic Joke

He has an arm-cannon? Does this make him Megalomaniac Man?

Just kidding. I had DVR'd the new episode of "The Universe", and I watched it earlier. It tried to put size/speed/distance in a perspective more manageable to the human mind. This was way better than they did.

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Ha!

In all fairness, when DeCastro first picked up the phone all he heard was someone saying something about "the Priceline" to another person in the room. How was he supposed to know that's what Roethlisberger calls a cell phone?

Hey, say what you will, but at least their McDonald's are honest to their customers. For example, what's known as "the dollar menu" here in the US is known as "the pound menu" over there.

You bound to catch AIDS or something. I'm not sayin' I got it. But if I got it, Yu got it!

I'll fucking...I'll fucking...sew your asshole closed, and keep feeding Yu, and feeding Yu, and feeding Yu...