Exactly. The first time I ever encountered a bat I was like 8, and we knew we had one in the walls, because we could hear it for a day or so. Anyway, I go in to brush my teeth before school one morning, and I look up and there that fucking thing is, on the bathroom curtain. And I could just see its facial features,…

So, I mentioned having a pet snake up above. But OK, that kind of snake would scare the fuck out of me. Jesus, those things are moving in your general direction? That's terrifying.

Yeah, that's such a perfect way to describe it. You can't tell where the fuck they're going to fly next, so the direction you run could be directly in its path of flight. God, fuck those things so much.

The problem with that is, I'm not a big fan of insects. But yes, in the instances where I've had no choice but to kill one, tennis racquets all the way.

Funny, because that's all I could think of the whole time too. And no. I actually screamed in a manner that would cause a little girl to make fun of me, thank you very much. Snakes don't really bother me. I had a Ball Python for a long time, actually.

I've dealt with them before (lots of times, actually) so I'm used to it. It's more the way I discovered this one that made it so bad. That's not to say I'm not uncomfortable sitting in my own home right now.

Storytime DUAN

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ends in (his words) "everyone being uncomfortable."

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This Clint Howard Scandal Is Just The Ugliest

Jesus, that's like a Tim & Eric sketch.

Ha!

Yeah, I like Childish Gambino (and Glover in general)

Stone Roses were great. And I will stand by my opinion that "Second Coming" is way better than the reputation it has.

"vibrating cardboard cutout"

I tried to drop a subtle hint with the "It's been a while" line. Here, I'll give you one more..."I'm feeling those lighters, y'all".

Now some indie hip-hop. This guy's out of NC. His whole album, and those of two other guys from his crew, can be found (free!) right here [foreverfc.com] So, let's keep 'em coming.