You raise a few solid points, but you seem to be forgetting one thing: Your non-ironic use of the word "fail"—as well as spelling "has" with a "z"—negates anything you've said. Sorry. I don't make the rules

One thing I think we can all agree on is the fact that Ice Cube's "Bad Days" started within a few years of this song being released.

A Very $hort Debate: Life Is...Too Short or Get In Where You Fit In

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Man, I have that same fucking dream sometimes too. I always wake up so aggravated.

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Fun fact: Mark Hamill was the recipient of a nose-blood-based Carrie Bath when she accidentally sneezed on him at the craft services table while filming The Empire Strikes Back.

I actually think the "TV Holocaust" tag would have been more accurate during the 2006 ESPY Awards, which is the year Kate Bosworth was on-hand as a presenter.

That may have been a little too much...

This is dangerously close to the headline for the story I'm about to run for the celebrity-gossip blog I work for. My headline is Pauly Shore Beats Buzzard With Just The Tip, and it's about how a paparazzi took a picture of Pauly Shore leaving Applebees so he hit him with a fist-full of quarters given to him by his…

The fact that the "Two Minute Drill" took what should have been two concise minutes and extended it into something almost three times the length—all bloated excess and barely coherent horseshit—can't entirely be blamed on Berman. ESPN made the mistake of allowing Trey Anastasio guest-direct this week's segment.

His biggest disappointment of the night occurred when he heard there was an award given for "Best Creampie", but none of the restaurants he called claimed to know what he was talking about.

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Let's run this down...lots of blue, three-dimensional, and it's used in conjunction with something that's kind of terrible? They should expect a copyright infringement lawsuit from James Cameron any day now.

Christ, we had to read this in 4th grade, and we took turns as a class reading like 5 page sections aloud. I got stuck reading the goddamn part where they graphically describe the fucking slaughter of his pet pig. Fuck my teacher with a stun gun.

/offers high-five

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